What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the best interracial stories that you hear or know and want to share?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?

-”Ah so!”